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South Canterbury Times, Issue 2465, 11 February 1881, Page 4

A Cook’s Excursion, —Her ascent to the top of the area steps to meet the Well, we won’t say who. The proprietor of the “ Chicago Times” proposes to make his own paper. His editors, says the New Orleans “ Picayune,” will furnish the rags. On seeing a house being whitewashed a small boy asked, “Man, if you please, are you going to shave that house ?” The world is always interested to know the last words of a man. It doesn’t care so much about those of a woman. She had her last words all through life. How it Was Recently Argued.— “Do you pretend to have as good judgment as I have?” exclaimed an enraged wife to her husband. “ Well, no,” he replied slowly ; “ our choice of partners for life shows that my judgment is not to be compared to yours.” PJ. BELL’S CONSULTATION NO 8, , ON THU DUNEDIN CUP. To be Run in February, 1881. PRIZES; First Prize £Boo] Second Prize 400 Third Prize 200 V £2500. Other Starters (divided)... 500 ( Non-starters (divided) ... <>oo j Consultation Fee, 10s, Wherever obtainable, please forward Post-office Orders,or Crossed Cheques, with exchange added. Two stamps needed ; one for reply and one for result, Address : P, J. BELL, Post-office, Box 11U, Timaru.