Biblical Learning-—An undergraduate at examination, on being told to repeat the parable of the Good Samaritan,thus did it :—“ A certain man journeyed from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves.” Then ho stopped. "Go on, sir,” said the examiner. “And” —, “And what? Go on, sir.” “And the thieves sprang up and choked him !’’ triumphantly ended the youth. The hardest thing in the world for a young woman to do is to look unconcerned the first time she comes out in a handsome engagement ring. Truism from the Farm Yard. —A lien is not immortal, and y r ct her sou never sets. Con.—AVbat is the difference between an Exchange broker and a rustic trying a galvanic battery ? —AATiyg one lias stocks and shares, aud the other has shocks and stares.
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South Canterbury Times, Issue 2311, 13 August 1880, Page 3
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130Untitled South Canterbury Times, Issue 2311, 13 August 1880, Page 3
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