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South Canterbury Times, Issue 2131, 21 January 1880, Page 3

Professor lecturing on psychology: “ All phenomena arc sensations. For instance,’that leaf appears green to me. In other words, I have a sensation of grecnnesS within me.” Of course no harm was meant, but still, the class would laugh. A Sine Qua Non.—Patient: “Do you mean to say my complaint is a dangerous one H” Doctor: “A verg dangersons one, my dear friend still people have been known to recover from it, so you must not give up hope. But recollect one thing; your only chance is to keep in a cheerful frame of mind, and avoid anything like degression of spirits.” He who fights and runs away May live to fight another day ; But ho who runs away in debt Will ne’er come back again you bet. Wives of great men oft remind us We should pick our wives with care ; So we may not leave behind us Half our natural crop of hair.

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