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A not-dead ringer

A local business's boss headed for the field days recently, with a loyal staff member and sister taking on the task of opening the doors for the business. Soon after opening the doors passers-by could be forgiven for wondering about the said sister's loyalty, what with the language that was flying when she found she couldn't turn the burglar alarm off. "He's taken the bloody key with him!" was the claim. "No, no he wouldn't do that," his wife said in defence. After two hours of continuous alarm bells ringing, with anyone and everyone roped in to try their hand at disalarming the beast, the loyal sister found she, er, did, um actually, well the key was um, on the key rine after all.

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Ruapehu Bulletin, Volume 9, Issue 392, 25 June 1991, Page 12

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127

A not-dead ringer Ruapehu Bulletin, Volume 9, Issue 392, 25 June 1991, Page 12

A not-dead ringer Ruapehu Bulletin, Volume 9, Issue 392, 25 June 1991, Page 12

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