ROBERTO THE RUDE
Here's a tale, sad but true about a certain you-know-who, who in the early hours struts out in the yard just in his gruts. For quite some time he'd done this drill and it might well have gone on still had it not been for a morning recent when he was caught outside indecent. Red-faced (and that's not all we hear!) he stood there in his underwear, the story he did tell was that, he'd gone outside to feed the cat. Twas them he'd been caught, wearing naught and really seemed quite overwraught. Now he'd deny that it was true but we know better - yes we do So we'd just say to you-know-who there's dress codes in the country too!
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Ruapehu Bulletin, Volume 6, Issue 276, 28 February 1989, Page 16
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