HE KNEW
Teacher: Johnny, can you define "nonsense?" Johnny: Yes, sir — an elephant hanging over a cliff with, his tail tied to a daisy! Ambiguous Sentences. For Sale. — A bulldog, will eat anything; fond of children. Wanted. — A table by a man with shiny top. Wanted. — A oat by a lady with a ( bushy tail. Wanted. — A dressed model by tailor made of wax. — Sent in by Busy Bee. Riddles. What is the animal thiat comes from the clouds ? Why a reindeer. Which is the most wonderful animal in the farmyard? A pig, because you can kill it, cure it and save its bacon. What is the difference between a i woman's tongue and an umbrella. One you can shut up, and the other you can't. — Sent in by Bl\ie Bird, 8, Union Street. Riddles. Question: If a peacock laid one eg'g in the nextdoor neighhour's garden, whose egg would it be? Answer. — Nobody's, because a peacock does not lay an egg. Question: What is the difference / between a stoat and a weasel? Answer. — Because a weasel is so j easily distinguished and a stoat's I stotally different. / — Sent in by Peter Pan, 8, Tutane- \ kai Street. (
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Rotorua Morning Post, Volume 3, Issue 641, 20 September 1933, Page 7
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197HE KNEW Rotorua Morning Post, Volume 3, Issue 641, 20 September 1933, Page 7
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