THE FUNNY SIDE

Rotorua Morning Post, Volume 2, Issue 593, 26 July 1933, Page 7

THE FUNNY SIDE

LIGHTING UP THE GLOOM OF CURiRENT AFFAIRS No tax is fair if it represents a week of one man's time and only ia day of another's — Sane Jose News. The Japs are now far south of the wall still ehasing Chinese troops to defend themselves from. — "Publishers' Syndicate. lOne large millinery establishment now has a lounge for the use of its customers. The idea is to provide them with a. place where they can rest for a few minutes while the fashion changes. — "The Humorist" (London). "The modern girl is not a spineless creature," exclaims a critic. When she's in eveniing dress this is made very clear. — "Punch" (London). IGoing through the eye of a needle should he easy for a rich man who has been practisdng on loopholes in the law. — '"Rockford Star.' We shudder to think what would happen to old Shylock now if he tried to collect. — '"Youlngstown Vindicator." "An enemy could cripple ns without a declaration of war," says a Navy man. Probably by offering us securities. — "Atlantic Gity Union." Hitler's mother, we are told, was a woman who had a keen sense of humour. Well, she never conceived anything funnier than Hitler. — "Philadelphia Inquirer." We hope that when business does turn the eorner it will be on the square. — "Thomaston Times." We remember when Hitler's moustache was what we disliked about him, and now it is the only thing we can stand. — "Lynchburg News." "How can I get my hnsband to tell me about his business affairs," asks a wife of Dorothy Dix. Try to get him to buy .a new car. — "Atlantic Jouraal."