"Put that pipe out!" Thus a surly person to the only other. p.assenger in a" first class compartment of the "limitecl" soon after it left Wellington. The man addressed went on smoking. "This is not a smoking carriage" roared Surly. "I shall complain to the guard." "Plere he comes now," said the smoker. "Guard," exploded Surly, "is this a smoking carriage or is it not?" "Yes and no, sir. The pther smoke cars heing chock-a-hlock we put this one on as an "emergeriey smoker." Surly banged out of the carriage, his language heing lurid. . The smoker relit his pipe, and said to the guard: "much\ ado about nothing. Why doesn't our friend keep his eyes open? No one can ohject to my tohacco anyhow — Cut Plug No. 10. Toasted, and full of fragrance. One of the four toasted brands." "I know them," said the guard — "Cut Plug No. 10 (Bullshead) Cavendish, Navy Cut No. 3 (Bulldog) and Riverhead Gold. I smoke Cavendish myself." A coin ehanged hands "Thanks, sir," said the guard, "if»you have any more trouble witli cranks let me know."
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Rotorua Morning Post, Volume 2, Issue 578, 8 July 1933, Page 7
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