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CATCHY REPARTEE FROM "LOVE LIES" FEATURE BRIGHT HUMOUR "This is going to cost you a pretty penny." "Well — I'm sorry — I've only got a good-loolcing half-penny." "Have you brought your pyjamas?" "No, I only use thera. in case of ihe." ;l: * * * | "She threw a flower at me." j "In a moment of passion?" j "Nolinapot." * * * * "Who'r, that fellow sitting- on a horse opposite Westminister Abbey selling swords?" "Ob, you mean Richard Coeur de Lion." . :!: ❖ :i: Ile: "I've reeeived a eonunission to paint a peer." Slie: "I hope it isn't Southend." * * "What is a mermaid?" "A bloater with sea appeal." * She: "Will yoix not say one soft word?" He: Swansdown. t- * ile: "Is an artist's life a happy one?" She: "Oh, poses, poses all the way." '!'• "You know what side your bread is buttered." "What does it matter any way, I eat both sides." :!• "Where can I wash?" "All over, if you like."
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Rotorua Morning Post, Volume 2, Issue 336, 24 September 1932, Page 7
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154LAUGH LINES Rotorua Morning Post, Volume 2, Issue 336, 24 September 1932, Page 7
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