FORGOT ONE THING
DID EVERYTHING BUT DID NOT REMEMBER THE TRAIN. The Seneca (N.Y.) Daily Times tells of a motorist who toolc every precaution against premature death. He brushed his teeth twice a day. The doetor pxamined him twice a year. He slept with the windows wide open at least eight hours every night. He always wore rubbers when it rained. He stuck to a diet with plenty of fresh vegetables. He relinquished his tonsils and traded in several worn-out glands. He never smoked, drank nor lost his temper. He did his daily dozen daily, besides taking plenty of outdoor exercise. He was all set to live to be 100. The funeral will be next Wednesday. He is survived by 18 specialists, four health institutions, six gyrnnasiums, and numerous manufacturers of health goods and antiseptics. He forgot that there might be a train at a level crossing.
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Rotorua Morning Post, Volume 2, Issue 261, 28 June 1932, Page 2
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147FORGOT ONE THING Rotorua Morning Post, Volume 2, Issue 261, 28 June 1932, Page 2
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