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Rangitikei Advocate and Manawatu Argus, Volume XXXIV, Issue 9393, 13 March 1909, Page 8

_ A DEFINITION. There are probably few greater wits among present-day noblemen than Lord Rosebery, and it is to him that we are indebted for the latest definition of memory. - Some, time ago a friend met him, and they discnssed the subject. "Well* what do you say that memory is?” asked Lord Rosebery’a friend. ‘ ‘ Memory, ’ ’ replied his “is the feeling that steals ovar us when we listen to our friends’ original stories. ” Ever and anon we read in the papers of a “new” and “original” polish for tan footwear, linoleums, and the like, and cariosity prompts us to give it a trial. The experiment costs ns sixpence and plenty of regret. Actual use of the ‘ ‘ original” article convinces ns-that it is the same old .oily stuff our grandmothers used to make, and about as useful for polishing linoleum as painting- a coal hulk. Most people who have cut their wisdom teeth, have passed over all the “originals,” and use only a polish that IS new and a thing distinctly apart. THAT POLISH IS TAN-OL. In tins (paste) 6d, (liquid) Is. N Mrs Head, Fyans-st., Geelong, Vic., writes: “I have found great relief from rheumatism by applying Chamberlain’s Pain Balm. It i.s an excellent liniment and I strongly recommend any parson suffering from tips distressing and painful ailment to try it. My husband has also used Chamberlain's Pain Balm for cues and bruises and was delighted with toe benefit' received from it.” For sale everywhere. Don’t trifla f with health. If yon suffer from Rheumatism, Sciatica, Gout;, or any disease caused by excess of uno acid in the system, don’t waste your money in ami accelerate the complaint by taking cureall nostrums. , RHEUMO cures; Wess peedily and permanently. RHEOMO has cured thousands of sufferers. All Chemists and Sfcu:es, £s 6d and 4s 6d. '