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Rangitikei Advocate and Manawatu Argus, Volume XXXIV, Issue 9393, 13 March 1909, Page 6

A DEFINITION. There are probably few greater wits among present-day noblemen than Lord Rosebery, and it is to him that we are indebted for the latest definition of memory. Some tim* ago a friend met him, and they discussed the subject. “Well, what do .you say that memory is?” asked Lord Rosebery’s friend. “Memory, ,r replied his Lordship, “is the feeling that steals over ns when we listen to .our friends’ original stories. ’ ’ Ever and anon we read in the papers of a “new” and “original” polish for \tan footwear, linoleums, and the like, and curiosity prompts ns to give it a trial. The experiment costs us sixpence and plenty of regret. Actual use of the ‘ ‘ original” article convinces us that' it is thesame old oily stuff our grandmothers used to make, and about as useful for polishing linoleum as * painting a coal hulk. Most people who have out their wisdom jteeth, have passed over all the “originals,” and use only a polish that IS new and a thing distinctly THAT POLISH IS TAN-OL. In tins (papte) 6d, (liquid) Is. Mrs Head, Fyans-st., Geelong, Vie., writes: “I have found great relief from rheumatism by applying Chamberlain's Pain Balm. It is an excellent liniment and 1 strongly recommend any person suffering from this distressing and painful ailment to try it. My husband has also used Chamberlain's Pain Balm for outs and bruises and was* delighted with the benefit received from it.” For sale everywhere.