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Rangitikei Advocate and Manawatu Argus, Volume XXXI, Issue 8747, 22 February 1907, Page 1

gB. r. fJTEB BEST TIME-KEEPER,:YOU EVER CARRIED from G. SHOET, “ OHEAPSIDE," FBILDIIG. WAR VETERAN FOR SALE. A veteran soldier of 94, Richard Anderson Sylowayno, of Waverley place, New York, who claims to have been one of Abraham Lincoln’s political advisers, has offered himself for sale for SO dollars. He says he is compelled to take this step through the poverty that has made him and his aged wife miserable for years. Sylowayne makes it a condition that the 50 dollars be given to him at once so that he may hand it over to his wife to pay the landlady for money due. He will, for this sum, give himself to hig purchaser for the remainder of his dayss. He alternatively offers his remains to any physician who will pay over a similar amount to his wife; and says he would oven commit suicide if any doctor cares to purchase his body. : The sum, however, must be paid before death, “ and the money must go to my wife, my little sweetheart,” he continued. “ From the 60 dollars she would deduct what is due to the landlady, so that none may say we have not paid our just debts.” “If no physician cares to accept this offer, he added, “ I am willing to sell myself to the highest bidder in public.” Rheumatic Pains Relieved. Tho qnck relief from rheumatic pains afforded by Chamberlain's Pain Balm has surprised and delighted thousands of sufferers. It makes rest and sleep possible, ■and a great many have been permanently -cured of .rheumatism by tho use of this liniment. For sale by T. H; Bredin Marton ; Ellis Bros., Huntorvillo : and W B. Clark, Bulls. Road Racer, S. 13 1 3s. Ladies’ or Gente' Roadster, SIS ISs Easy terms, £3 extra. Write for Catalogue, post free. L REYHQLOS H CO.j L= saussree, oswstkjkrre, sweismssiu.. Latest 1906-7 Models on Show at FOE SALE BY KEN KEAGLB, MAETON AND CO., Ltd. COAL, GRAIN, AND GENERAL MERCHANTS, PALMEEBTON NORTH. Sole Agents for The N-Z, Asboeios Rubber and Oil Co, Mnlthoid & B. and P, Ready EooSng Oaimon’s Asbestos Roofing and Welling Elates Wilson’s Star Brand Portland Cement Puponga Coal Company, Ltd., etc. L; Write for particulars. You will find our prices right, os wo wish to do business v ith you. Telephone 228 WANGANUI PIANO AND ORGAN DEPOT. E. ESery Gilbert, NO. 94, EIDGWAY BT., Offers Special Prices and Terms on FIANOB, Call and Inspect his largo Stock. You can save money. No Agents’ Commission to pay. New MUSIC just to hand. PHONOGRAPHS and the latest Records. Call or Iron for Catalogues and Pries Lists «BT MOTE THESE POINTS ? Established 1875. *3*IAWO AMD ORGAW IMPORTERS & TUBERS, V WAWGAKSJI. The Best Value InPiasos Be Highest Grado Pieties. The [west Prises for Piaus. The Easiest Terns for Planes. Undoubted Gwamntea. The Four Leading English __ Piano Maker's Instruments in a variety oi Styles. ON VIEW BY John Brinsmead & Sons. Chappell & Co. Eayestoff & Sons. Collard & Coilard. 0 mmmM a3i3s4 4o Ride Easiest to Easiest Ba Pay For £3^ \v m m .it m Every ftedtjs - • - VftiKworti) guaranteed four years.