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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 9, Issue 602, 25 January 1921, Page 2

” Von open Lliat door too much,’’ .said an excitable father to his son. “Well, how far open shall I leave it?” asked the boy. “ i mean you leave it open Loo often,” was the reply. “ How often would you like it left open, sir?” Then the father removed' his slipper ;pid the son disappeared. A you no Scottish recruit was put on guard outside a general's tent. In the inorning, ndv.m the genetal looked out, he said to the young Scot, In a stern voice, “ Who are you?” The young soldier, turning smartly, replied, “ Fine, sir, thanks. Hoo’s yersel' ?”