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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 6, Issue 268, 20 April 1917, Page 2 (Supplement)

TAKING A CHANCE. Andy Donaldson, a well-known oharaeter ol Glasgow, lav on his deathI'Otl. "I tanna leave yo thus, Nancy," the (Id Scotsman wailed. " Yc'ro ower auld to work, an' yo couldna livo in the pcorhouse G'n I doo, yo maim marry anither mm, whn'll keep yo in comfort in yer auld ago." " Xay, nay, Andy.'' answered the good sjkhisp. " I c<;uldna marry anithor man. for whit wull I dao wi' twa husbands in heaven?" Andy pondered over this, hut suddenly lii.s faco brichtenwi. "I hao it, Nancy!'' he cried. "Ye ken auld John Clemmer*? Ho"s a kind man. hut he's no' a member o' the kirk. Ho likes ye, Nancy, an' gin yo'll marry him. 'twill lie a' the same in heaven. John's no' a Christian, and he's no' likely to tret there." First Doctor: "I heir your practice is becoming very small." Second Doctor: "Yes; lam {rotting out of patients."'