TINY TRUTHS.

Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 5, Issue 207, 8 September 1916, Page 1 (Supplement)

TINY TRUTHS.

* * * Matrimony : s a good intention bad!; carried out. * * * There's nothing like a heart-ache for reducing weight. •/ * * # A girl can't hci pher looks, but hei looks can help her. *~ * * Before marriage a woman is pensive, afterwards expensive. * * * Widowers, l'ke tumbled-dowu houses. should b,o re-paired. * * * Love is a candle which all -women hope to light with a match. * * * A slip of the tongue ; s often more senous than a slip of the foot. * * * Many a man lias found marriage what he expected—only worse. * * * Fortunes await the inventor of n iifiehoat that will float on ai sea A trouble. * * * No girl wants to bo the only one Sho just wants to be loved better than the rest. * * * Shortly alter the wedding March many a man discovers that he's an April foot. * * * * * *