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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 5, Issue 195, 28 July 1916, Page 4

The unfortunate inmate of the balmy-house was strutting up and down the lawn, with a tin helmet on, waving his arms and shouting loud commands to some imaginary hosts of goose-steppers. " Poor fellow," whispered the interested visitor to an intelligent-looking bystander ; " I suppose he thinks he's the Kaiser." u Yes, he does," returned the other, rather irritably ; " and very bad taste I call it."' " Oh, not bad taste, surely !" " Yes it is," insisted tho bystander, still more irritably, " because he must know that I'm the Kaiser myself!" [Exit interested visitor.)