WISE AND OTHERWISE.

Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 5, Issue 191, 14 July 1916, Page 1 (Supplement)

WISE AND OTHERWISE.

M<*it men who fail had good intentions. * * * M;>st people in love act as if it were u delightful torture. * * * Nothing melts a dignified girl like an unexpected kiss. * * * A hoy's appearance of meekness may cover a lot of mischief. * * * It is queer that a "good fellow" often has so many had habits. * * * Frieud: "So your son lias left college. What is he in?" Pater: Debt. * * * Smith (inquiring about sick man): "])o you know how old Mr. Brown Mr* Jones: "I don't know his age. * * * Lady: "And is your father working my little man?" Little Man: "I s pose so, mum. The Judge said haid labour."' * * * "Is a fat man necessarily unoomfor table in warm weather? He "5 if 113 listens to all the remarks hw friend* make about him." * * * " Why is the human windpipe like a serial storv in a magazine, give it up.'" "Because it is continued in our necks " * * i Fair One: "What a pitv it is that handsome men are so awfu ly conct - ( d!" T)e Masher: "Not alwajs, my dear! I am not." * * u "Mv wife married me to reform me. "Did "she succeed?" Jhorouglu lv: I wouldn't marry again if 1 ca to be as old as Methuselah V "That t.ill girl fell tordav." "Accidentally.'' _ i 'l lb opinion is divided on that point. There 'sev-.T.\l ihaudtsonvj young standing aiound." Collector: " I'm* tired of theso stairs everv day to collect this }.m> D,-broke: "Well, bore« good news for you. 1 m moving to th, ba.e nicnt to-morrow."