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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 5, Issue 183, 16 June 1916, Page 4 (Supplement)

L'WINTS OF KKSKMHLAXCK. I'iit: " Wliy is a sleepless man hkfc a I iw viT, .Mikt*!-" .Mike: "Can't toll." l'at: "Bo jahers; sure hj? lies fii'.-t on tlic one side and then on the other, and lie i- wick* awake all the time. And. faith, when he dies he lies itill! ! HANDS IT, BOOTS! "Why didn't ymi call nw> at six'' ror.ro 1 a t niiiiiu I'i ial traveller in an hotel a*- lie laced the hoots' angrily. J did." rahnly replied the man. " mi did not. ■ I tell yon I ean prove it." Von did not : I can prove it."' " I'rove it. then." "Well, ymi did not call nie at sis n'c'o.k lii-eause 1 never asked to lie called at *:x. or any Mich unearthly hour: D' >-oii had called me at six ! should have punched your head. Then he went into the commercial room to Invakfa-t, grinning all over llii ! < . IWSU ( T.SSITI, I.ITF.RA'iriM:. A lit'-rary family W'. really are indeed! ■\laniinn writes little storyettes Which nohody will read. And though we're all so talented. It is a mournful fact .My -ist.v'- always writing p''ys Which nohody will act. I tiiink thy hearts of editors Must all he made of tlinr. I -ir nd my davs in writing verso Which nohody will print. And lather, too, has caught the craze. , And si.nii will come the crash. } nr dr i rold father sci ihh!es thcijue* Which l.nliiidy will cash. AMmnrors. ( " Lip= which touch li(|iior shall never i touch mine!'' ' Thus irii'd tire maiden with fervour ! divine: j But. troni her statement, what mn-t we inter I Ihe shan't touch her li(|Uor, or shall ii": touch her? I WO OK THK\T. ■' -Tminiic." «aul the merchant j solemnly. at the eleventh hour, "we 1 have tor-:ott( n t:i eot a Irish Mipply of , stamps!" I \nd the office hov. in his excitement, ; responded with, "Goodness, sir. so we i have! If we ain't a eoimle of underloaded idiots I.AIMKS AS OSTI.KKS. A notable example of the nt.lisation of female labour in war-time is afforded by three larga military hoise deI pets m Reading. l'«n'laml. j There is tvit a sin<rle man "ii any et I the st ;l |i\. the work of nttendine to the i horses he'ng done hy sentlewomeri. | So in .> nf then have hen brought til) in ' Australian and Canadian hors.c-rancli-j c« hut most of them are members of i'.e South 11. Iks and other hu.its. The | ,7.-iK,f. me i i.nvaleseent homes lor i \ni M - I,,ir.es 'Diev haw Van oreanj i.o'l hv Air r- -ii Ahhn. the r-ive-tin ll ; ! :i.-t : -i :■ ivl ie'lit r. 'l-t I of (lie South ; links IT :M t . The I;■ di s we.'k'ne at the di 'iels wi'u 1 cms. siH• l ■ c hree-'hes. a'ld r- m_ 'I'<• ... c;, et 'he h n i' ,: « it the r.i'i.vav -• -51;,.,,, and de nil <'mt hs ,.e-, r. - iI -■■■ \- dis--I f.t •!•'"•- t' l ■ f- i l "' • "v sinj )iens wl. »i th, ■> restored tr li.'r>lth.