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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 5, Issue 179, 2 June 1916, Page 1

Dreadnought Boots and Shoes, best on the market. Sold only by FRANK PERKINS & Co, Pukekohe.-Advt. still, lie was a very "hard case," and this particular afternoon he had "copped the biewer" very badly. Yet he was not at all satisfied, and was not at all proud of the fact, and wished to disguise it if possible. When he entered the train he promply sat down on someone's lap for a start, and then, after shuffling into a vacant place, he produced a crumpled old newspaper, which he proceeded to read. Noticing that he held the paper upside down, a couple of youths began to giggle, and one said, trying to amuse the crowd: " Guv'nor, j-ou're readm' your paper upside down." '• Yeah, matey," replied the " old 'un," with a satisfied chortle ; " warnts a bit o' doin', don't it ''. An' that there statioumaster at Pukekohe 'ad the bloomin' cheek to say I was drunk !'

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Ploughing season is here again and YOU must be Collars Names Winkers Back Bands Chains These tlnugs arc getting scare and you will do we'l to come early and come where you can get fitted straight away. where Cattle are tod on There la only a limited biipply ho yon should apply at once, and avoid the risk of losing a valuablu beast. W. T. JONES, Saddler, King St., PUKEKOHE.