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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 5, Issue 167, 20 April 1916, Page 3 (Supplement)

E'.aid a jicct to an unfortunate speculator: -liou't you think the opening line. of Tennyson's little poem, 'Break, bre.nk. break,' are plaintive and sad? ••Yes." was the melancholy reply. •Til i think that 'Broke, broke, broke,' is a aood dual sadder." Some people inaiJQ bvc. and others enjoj it. ■■'P'azc sw,"»tammered the searcher alter knowiec.ge. -is it might that the harder Oi pull the trigger thing the larder the bullet goe>: Somc people seem to think that.to rot ruii .me must economise liko ''En's faithful d-.g had turned sicklv an.', savage, and so Blanco raid to hi-* wife, on arriving, home from business on aSturday evening:— ' "I'll shoot Towser to-morrow morning before church." Blanco paused, then added, stein'•'"So, ivmomber, please, that h<? won't nerd ::'iy breakfast." Tat and Mike were sitting over [Vf-'r i' ening 'pin*-'' ' ••pit " remarked Mike, "Oi lad a lovelv dhrame last night. Oi thought Oi was ::i heaven with the nnnels/ ••["lid ver enjoy yerseif. Moike?'' "No brdad: one cf the angels towid me ivvery minnit up ihore v; ->; ns n thousand years down hero, and Iwc'ry penny wns as a thousand ■•Well, phwat did ye do?" "Oi axed him to lend nip.". I'C'.iny. ' "And phwat did he say?" ■ hi a minnit."