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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 5, Issue 158, 24 March 1916, Page 3 (Supplement)

[INOFFICIAL. _ v ~,,,„,,., ~ President was one day chatting to a Yankee journalist whoso paper was not to lie relied upon i'onnceuracv 0 f statements. "My dear fellow." tlie President said, "1 think that what you want is a bisriop (in vour stafl. "A hisliop! Why-" asked the Jour nal'st, in amazement. . " Because, "answered the other, wit.i a smile, "some of the statements in ~,,,1. ivinni' !ii-.f m sore need of eonA WIDE W "Gentlemen oi the jury, ' saw a i.e. ■isl lawver, "what kind oi swearni; ,'ns been* done in this case!' Here w. ,nvo a physician, a man who. iron ,: s hi-di and noble callinic. should 1" ojrardod a- one who would scorn t(•7m hi, soul with perjury. or '" o-ui'ty oi sitvmjl utlerance 10 an u»rrutli. But what did hj," te-tuy. tlenion 5 T put ihe ipiestmn to hiin i-'ainly as you all hoard--AMiero was this men stabbci:- And what was his ivplv 5 (nblu-hinszlv. his features as ,-nnl and placid a- though Hit from ~,.,,.1,1.. ],,. r.-ulied that he was slabbed inc. and about we have proven. !r witnesses, that