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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 5, Issue 156, 17 March 1916, Page 4 (Supplement)

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He was an awful ".Johnnie," and ii ilioi'e was on > thine; more than another that hi' prided himself 011 it w a.s the lit of his clothes. " 1 can never is t a drr-s-coat rca'ly to iit." In' said t.i liis partner, as lie glanced down at a perfectly-made garment. ■.villi a. hope, of com sc. that idle would at oilee disclaim the 1 nsi 11 ut'on. " Look at this* thin;?." " it is atrocious." she said, coolly. •" fllll why no! ave your money ;nid leiv one ? It is so much cheaper in the long 11111 ti la> 1 hiring.''

SQI'AJJIXG A can.NTS. Tlic young man iust out of college gits a good many hard knock-, both fiom iiard-honde i Im-ine-s men and the humour columns of new'papejs. Here i- a story which helps to balance the nc.oiilll : "So you've iust graduated from oil-'e-e?" • napped the head of the tirm. "And I suppose vim tlrnk you kno.i enough to run the business if 1 give you a I> 1 aic c " " I hadn't < on-iiicred that phase of tlin matter.'' replied Ihe graduate. "f ca'lcd t" inform \«>u that I have cnpili i'.'d all your livah. and am willing to let von into the comb:ne.l,e:i ii vn;i V. 1! ! ' 1