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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 5, Issue 150, 25 February 1916, Page 3 (Supplement)

Jioanimu; R chard : " Pardon me, *:r. hut have voii .si-oil a policeman round here!'" Pedestrian haven't." Roanum; llieliard: " Tliauk yon! Now. will you In l kind enough to iiaii'J over your purse and watch!'" Mrs lli'diee: "I think you had better tor tin; doctor, Wiliie complains of piilrici u tile head." Hijdiee: " That's nothing serious. Hi' has had them before/' Airs Hi^hee: " \ c*: hut never oil Saturday, when there's no i-clriol." (Ireat Detective: "'All. I m-c you have a new cook, my dear!'" His Wife: •'How do you know t?'' Great Detective: ''l noticed the imprint of a strange thumh on mv kouj) plate." •! i'linu : " .Ma . can 1 ha w t hat chocolate on vour dresr~!ii<i-ca-c Mother : "Yes." Jimmy makes no motion towards takiny; it. Mother: "Why don't vou take il if you want it' Why. I dcehire. it~ Hone.'' Jimmy: " Yes. I ;jte it before I a4:ed vou for it."