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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 5, Issue 144, 11 February 1916, Page 2 (Supplement)

XF.VKR TOO I.ATK TO .MKXD. A i lorjiyniii'ii was iiiur much horrified up in ?!i;i!■'in<i ;i s 1 • u:Ki slip of the tonsil.in the pulpit to hear a lmul guffaw int;i:ii!\ proved from tin' (I rection oi tho Sunday S 11< ■/11 quarter ol the t;i:ir< !!. Aiti i- the service, ndny for the hoy u ;rf>ii; lie had detected in tlic act, !io remonstrated with !i'in and'commended tii>' other.- 11i<r 111 for not having tnven way to tilt ir felines in the sacred edlev. loit feeling Miniewhat eurinns p.s t.i T?ic reaM>:i, requested the lad interview h - wimrades unofficially an I e:n!e:ivour to lind out how it was 11:• tr-map <! to restrain then- to well. a-; tile slip wn< really avcry funny on- . Ti." 1 hov con-elite 1. and after a time i'i turned with a hroa 1 loiii plain'v show : n_r noiieat !i hi- attempted gravity. "We 1 !." said his interrogator "and ! ray why »> it that they d'd not lautrli as you did The liov hesitated for a monjent, and t !:;■.• said : " Pie.icc. sir. no one win listening."' lie n iie add:-! if liy an aft rt?><. "I t ' "I'ut t!it"'',, all laughed now. sir!" < ! e:•!; : ''We can't pay von five pound-; < r tli-. money-order until you ii'-e id'-nt fied." S;ii;i,!;:n< : "Tliat's roie.di. There's e-i'v one man in town wlio can identify me. an] I owe him four,''