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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 5, Issue 136, 24 January 1916, Page 3

"Suppose, may boy," said tbe father impressively to bis young sod, whom be was lecturing on the responsibilities of life, "that 1 should he taken away suddenly. Now what would become of you?" —"Ob. I'd be all right," retorted the young hopeful. "The question is: What would become of you?" A joke is occasionally (alas, very occasionally) manufctured by borough councillors. "What is a sheep dog?" asked a councillor at the meeting ot the Riccarton Borough Council last week, apropos ot a proposal to let sheep dogs "down lightly" in tbe matter of tax "Is it a dug that tuns after sheep?" "Yes," was the reply. "That's mine," responded the curious one; "but," he added sadly, "it got shot for it!"

AUCTIONEERS ACTS 1908 AND 1910. Borough of Pukekohe. I hereby give notice that Alfred Buckland and Bona and John Thomas Stembridge, who each have a place of business in the above Borough, have been duly licensed to sell by Auction, such licenses to continue in force until the day on which the first ordinary Meeting of the Borough Council is held after the ."Ist day of December next. Dated this £!th day of January, 1916. J. F. DEANE, Town Clerk. 69