BRIGHT GIRL.
Mist res (to new housemaid frcvli from thee ountry) : "Now, see. Marv. thk is the way to light the gas. You turn on this little tap. so, and then apply the match, so. You understand''' New Housemaid: "Yes, ma'am; finite, ma'am." Mistress (next morning): "Why. what a horrible smell of gas. Where can it come from? We shall all be suffocated. ! " New Housemaid (with much pride) : '"Please, ma'am, what shall I do next? I've made all the bods, and dusted' the rooms, and turned on all 'the gaseready fur the n : ght, and " I Poet: "All 1 need is an opening, sir." ; Editor: "Well, what's the matter with the one you just tame through?" i Mr. Wiiitetie: "Won't you give me. a kiss, my little man?'' Willie (hiding bashfully in mamma's gown): "You do it, mother."
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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 5, Issue 132, 14 January 1916, Page 2 (Supplement)
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138BRIGHT GIRL. Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 5, Issue 132, 14 January 1916, Page 2 (Supplement)
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