Mark Twain was lun with a friend in a cafe, ed young men entered, said, in a loud voice:— "Waiter, bring me! bottle of wbit*wite,'ljhi mention my name £» m that everything' will he < ing." ■ • •-■ ••••-. The secon4 said-? " Bring me some we ; tell the chef who It%i Mr."Twam gave later. He said, xris<" coropanipn:— i,. "Brng we a fcalH and mention my nam thejuy'
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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 4, Issue 125, 24 December 1915, Page 2 (Supplement)
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63Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 4, Issue 125, 24 December 1915, Page 2 (Supplement)
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