GINGER NUTS.

Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 4, Issue 122, 17 December 1915, Page 1 (Supplement)

GINGER NUTS.

You never know whom you can do tili you try. Golf is now defined as " the pursuit of pale pills by purple people." The cabdrivers of Jerusalem have gone on strike. Has lowering their hire raised their ire? * * * The Jersey States have decided to put a tax on beer. A stout and bitter resistance is looked for. * * * If you would know the value of money, try to borrow it. * * * The extreme punishment for bigamy is having two mothers-in-law. * * * Anybody in the United States may have a Blue Book for the asking. Blue Books there should be "read." * * * A contemporary advocates a tax on cinema films. The trade will give the suggestion a " positive negative." -s * * The best way to keep friends is to treat them kindly—and continually. * * * Though lots of men are ground down, unless you know for certain he is down to stay.