A GOLF PROBLEM.
\n official of th<- Government n» Washington, who is an enthuMastu. coifer. amuses his friends Iron, .me ,o time with his "golf problem*. 11m one of them , ~ -Two men, A and I>, were at th« third tee. A. made a M>endid d. l, ut a cow tried to swallow his la I whereupon he whacked her with Ills c u > such good effect that she advanced ami disgorged the ball at the edge of the third hole, and he holed one more stroke, claiming the hole .n " "Tint B said : 'No: your score is not two; it's RPV'Mitf'on. , " 'How so?' demanded A. indignant. " 'Beca use,' said 1!. 'you hit the cow with your cleek iust fifteen times. I hat, plus your drive and putt, makes seventeen exactly. PUNISHED BY IMtOXY.
A pchool-tcneher r-late. the following \ mother recelltlv bronghl her little bo'v to school for the fir-1 tune "This little hoy." she said to tin teacher. " is very delicate, but if be docs anything had-and I know he win-just lick the ono next to him and that will frighten liino."
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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 4, Issue 47, 18 June 1915, Page 5
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182A GOLF PROBLEM. Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 4, Issue 47, 18 June 1915, Page 5
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