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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 4, Issue 25, 30 March 1915, Page 3

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PREMIER HALL, PUKEKOHE GEORGE STEPHENSON ami A. LINLEY Will Present On WEDNESDAY, APRIL 7th, THE ROYAL PANTOMIME COMPANY,

In the Funniest of all Pantomimes HUMPTY DUMPTY HUMPTY DUMPTY Diiectfrom His Majesty's Theatre, Auckland. There is an abundance of Sparkling Music, Picturesque Costumes, Handsome Ladies Gorgeous Scenery, Wholesome Comedy, Astonishing Acrobats, Novel Ballets, and Topical and Patriotic Songs. ANOTHER SPECIAL FEATUEE IS The Grand March of the Allies Introducing a Stirring Patriotic Song " EMPIEE 13 CALLING." PRICES : 45., 3s and 2s. The Box Plan will Open at "The Bookery " on Thursday, April Ist, at 9 a.m. W. A LOW, Touring Manager. 0164 COADY AND CALDEE. LYCEUM PICTURES. P E E M I E E HALL EVERY

TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY AND SATURDAY Waiuku every Saturday, The latest Films, the choicest subjects projected by the most modern Biograph. PRICES: Ladies .. All parts 1/Gents .. 1/- aud 1/6. Children 6d. NATIONAL RESERVE. All interested in the formation of a Branch of the Auckland National Keserve, are invited to attend a mooting in the MASONIC lIALL, PUKEKOHE, on WEDNESDAY, March 31, at 8 p.m. The Mayor, C. Iv. Lawrie, Esq., in the chair. Adjutant Hall Skelton and other officers will be present to speak and give all information. 01-13 R. F. WEBSTER, Convener. CHURCH SERVICES. St. Andrew's Church. GOOD FRIDAY. Pukekohe, l'J Noon to '■'> p.m., \ icar Pukekohe, 7 -50 p.m, Vicar F. B. DOBSON, Vicar. 015s

DANCE. A Dance will be held ia tho MERCEK ROWING CLUB'S SHED On FRIDAY, 9th APRIL. GOOD MUSIC. Gent's 1 - GOOD FLOOR. Ladies Free. Diluting N p.m. T. WRIGHT, oils Secretary. Waikato River Board. ANNUAL INSPECTION OF WAIKATO RIVER WORKS. TO RATEPAYERS & OTHERS. All those who desire to be present j at a to be held on "\V EDINESDAY, 11th April, in 15, at 7 p m., King Edward VII. Memorial Hall, Mercer, aro requested UMiotiiy the undersigned beiore Apiil 7th. Boats will leave Mercer Wharf for I the inspection uu the arrival of the iui a..ai. tiaiu iiuLu Auckland. EDWARD HALLETT, I oily Secretary, I'.T.