NOT TO BE FOOLED.
Mr. William Jennings Bryan, the famous American statesman, is to go on an important official mission to Home. Mr. Bryan has so often failed to Ik> como President of the United States that ho one.- likened himself to a certain man who wished to Ih» present at a dance. "I shall soon," he said, " b;> in the posit'ou of tho man, somewhat worse for wear, who came to a dance in Texas Thu floor manager saw him and told luni to go out. H 0 came back. Then the floor manager pushed him out. H.» came back. Finally the floor manager kicked him out. At tho bottom of tho stairs ho considered the matter. 'I know what it means!' ho muU"red. 'They can't fool me! Those people in there don't want mo to attend that dance.' "
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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 4, Issue 16, 26 February 1915, Page 2 (Supplement)
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140NOT TO BE FOOLED. Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 4, Issue 16, 26 February 1915, Page 2 (Supplement)
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