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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 4, Issue 14, 19 February 1915, Page 4 (Supplement)

THE NEW SONG OF THE SH (With Apologies to Thomas Ho< With hearts that are anxious anc Though fingOTs and brains are While we wait for news from the tie's Front. We sing the "Song of the S Band, and gusset, and Seam, and gusset and ba: For each shirt we make f< sake Must he made with a lov Knit —knit —knit t At sock, and helmet, and That the piercing wind, ai tcr's cold, By "Tommy" may not 1m And it's oh, that the o'er I Oh, that the fight were d( But the strife may be fierc perhaps, Before the victory's won. 0 women, with husbands d< 0 mothers, and sisters, ai Let us work for the men land's sake Are gallantly 'giving the Work—work —work! Till morning grows into I For the men who are fightir ly and well For England, and Ho Right I - —P M. M. in thtV Chronicle." ' ■'* The manager of received numerous complain ing the negligence of the w it was alleged, talked incess horse-racing. Anxious to find if the acc any foundation in fact, ho i and ears to find a culprit, at ly lie succeeded. A diner had just given his the waiter yelled down the 1 "Calf's head one!" Then a voice from the < neath filtered into the man; "Good heavens!" it saiu. run second and third?" A tenant had given a par giusts had been danc'ng all the head of the landlord. At in the morning the .latter w< and complained bitterly of anc®. , . "What annoyance?' aske ant. Why, I haven't <wpt night,""was th e answer. "Neither have I." saK ' ' "and yet I'm net making a it. "■ The follow ing is a really but few people will believo the blacksmith was a Scotcl An English party once e\| nockbuni, and had the fiel p>> ntod <mv to them by thfl_ -.mith. wit ocarefullv avoided ion which could wound ftngu hilities. On parting, the toi ed him a crowtfjJieco for 1 but ho declinciftnli a prom "Excuse me, gentlemen, " the Enellsh have pain ( too readv for Bannoekburn.