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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 4, Issue 14, 19 February 1915, Page 4 (Supplement)

\ voung Trishman recently .applied f ( ,r a 'job as life-saver at the muiiK'ipal 1.i1t1,„ . . . As he was about six feet s'x inches lrgh and well built, the chief life-saver gave him an application blank to fill out. By the way." said the chief Me-*av-er. can you swim?" •'Xo." ivpli(\l the applicant ; "hut cap. v.ado like blazes 1" Pat Moll.iv cam.' 1 in for Irs evening's beverage. and paper in hand, a; usual. Tlio crowd kept, quiet to hear the latest war news. Pat . a : d the war bad reached ■< crisis, and that there wa* onl.v one obsfnelo between the Allied Forces and Berlin. Tli-s listeners were dumbfound<d. and oric of tTiem. recovering quicker than the others, asked: "And what might- that be. Pat?'' "Ob." said Pat. emptying his glass j "it's nothing but tho German army.