GERMAN "HUMOUR."
The German "comic"' journal " I*!V publishes the following under the tit'e o? "Tho Optioptimist" : 1. Staff officer, 'rush intowards Kitchener. shouts: "Paris captured !>y tlie enemy!" "Excellent," says Kitchener. " now we're rid orice for all of tlio troublesome hole of a city.' 1 2. Enter despatch-lwxircr: "Bordeaux invested." "Magnificent! cri'is Kitchener. ''Another worry the fewer." 3. Telephone tell rings: " Pollen re fled to North Pole.'' "Beautiful." says Kitoh«n f T. ''He'll find fresh allies therr." 4. Another telephone mow.'.": "TV : - *ish 'Expedition Corps entire!y annihilated." '■' Capital," answers Kitchener: ''now there's room for my new arm v." 5. In the prisoners' eanip in. Germany, Kitchener meets numerous comrades. "How jolly it u here." pit? he. "T alwny* van-ted to spend a ChrLstiira m JJermnny."
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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 4, Issue 4, 15 January 1915, Page 4 (Supplement)
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125GERMAN "HUMOUR." Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 4, Issue 4, 15 January 1915, Page 4 (Supplement)
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