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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 3, Issue 261, 31 December 1914, Page 1 (Supplement)

JUSTICE WAS DONE.

• ■ Mr Samson Biggs is a schoolmaster, whose precept and practice of the blessings of punctuality are. as a rule faultless. Should a lad be five mmutes late in the morning, he is '• kept, in ton minutes after school; if ten minutes, a penance of twenty minutes imposed, and s ° on. , lit if. But even Homer nods and lo Mr. Samson Biggs was a whole half-hoiu late himself one morning. Among the pupil- there «as the isua smart boy, who was not slow to lom.i a him of his offence, nor to quote »'""' somo of his own lectures on the mioYes, boys/' said Samson, when he had l'stoned to the amart boy, _ iVcJjo - sou is quite right, and as pun..h > ■ it is only fair that you should puiihl me. So you shall all stav and kee]» mo in for" an hour after school this aftoinoon!;' HAPPY TTTOrr.HT. Medical Ofhcer going his rou'idst "WML Murphy, how are you ih.iino. n"p'rivate M.: "Much better, M.0.: " 1.-, your appetite g"°' l • Privi'i* M ''Ves. sir." . , M.0.: •■Whr.t -;,! d ynnlske maddition to yen- |,r«--ent d et.--PrivaU" .M.: "Another pound ol bread, sir." . . ii.„ living a -loub'e r.J..- . of'.read .»:««} one dav." , • i Private Yi. f:t:k-r a m""/;i:' " <"! ,s, <; oraii-.-iO: 'ChM veu v.-i Mine '',, 11....,.:.-1,-i.,V»..|i::-d •■"»» l: ll ,I "" M " S " bread poult.:-e:"' He got it. c;r||,' ( vnTJp;i>. ' 1T,,-,.; i ,••;,... {, n.a'-' no their ouarrrl. ~-vl ,'•.- e i; ..- ■■ :! ' !1 l>-"- J -'"' ,x held hi,:-.! l. ; !-,. .. „,. :-oro of thru, !itiv>" '' • ' '" .. , ■ i "A b-n c.f c : j:tfv I ii r "' ; '"" ' "' ' 'woolly.