Page 3 Advertisements Column 1

Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 3, Issue 259, 24 December 1914, Page 3 (Supplement)

At the annual dinner of the Farmers' Club the committee had a table sot apart for li ir uso at one end_ of the room. When the signal was given to commence, the carver, before whom was n large turkey, asked the waiter to inquire of each guest what portion he would like bet ore lie started cai\ ing. Each one proteased a desire to ha\o a leg. and on this living told to the carver. lu> was somewhat confused; but. rising. he exclaimed: — "Gentlemen. 1 should like to oblige you all. but tilis i. a turkey I'm carving. not a bU-sod spider.

She was a sentimental young girl, and bad devoted much time and tend -r thought to the homo decoration*. Her surprise tnav lie imagined when she e.im,> downstairs one morning and found tiie decorations moved around, and all tli > mistletoe hanging :ti the windows. -Say. sister." explained her little brother, "you've had that mistletoe hana'"g up for nearly a week, and \ou haven't had n single'customer. You're not, up t-o date. Whi\t you want to d.o is to advertise."