Wit, Women, and Wisdom.

Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 3, Issue 259, 24 December 1914, Page 3 (Supplement)

Wit, Women, and Wisdom.

11ii' ,i in, iii'CiOiiie L'• I'• = lil the vxjiiu .i = -.. u w.s.niiin.. i .u union is uie wx-t guue lor e',ei iumwcu. .Many a man duesii L diort wnat trouli.o 1., Lin IK a Oevu U-ailieU a uvi hi two. Marriage i- a retormatoiy. but only Mie \ery good lle.d lie penitent .ill lne time. * * Hugging is a ChrMinas Juibn. Ihe ki.sMiuie girt tears no mistletoe. •* * * There are only tno kinds ot motorists, tlie qiiK-li and the dead. * * n Many a woman with ermine tastes lias only a rabbit tur poi In t-nioiioy. * * * We all like to sit a l'riend doing things, provided he isn't do.ng us. * * * Luxuries make lite passable, tobacco makes it i>o-siblo, women make lite probable. * * * Truth is rather like a cold bath in the morning—an excellent tonic, but chilling. * * * Life's little ironies are mostly pctticoutod once. * * * A woman will confess her sins, hut never lier faults.

It is more difficult to rule a «voman than a kingdom.

If women were obliged to think i( something to say, they wouldn't talk so much.

Never try to understand a pretty woman—she's a picture problem, to be looked at, but not listened to.

* * * A patient in hand is worth two in the grave.

* * * Sympathy without relief is like mustard without beef.

* * * Many ;i man loaves homo because there's no place like it. ■v * *

Xonc l>ut the bravo desert the f ;, ' r * * * Of two evils olioo-o the one you c" iov tho most. •fc * *

The truiv unselfish keep their troubles to themselves. * * * Actions, like some people's clothes, .speak louder than words.