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Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 3, Issue 259, 24 December 1914, Page 1 (Supplement)

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RutFer: "Anything in your stocking Christinas morning?" Butler: " Not till I dressed. " \jy wife is going to give me a diningroom rung tor a Christmas present"And what are you going to give her?" "I think I'll.got her a gun. Marie : " Hid - ,ack kiss * vnu umlor L ' lU mistletoe!''' .Mabel: " Certainly no'. "hy do von ask ?" Marie: "Nothing; only lie Just told •no that lie ! ; ked your click." Bobby : " Mo'.lu !'. d- 1 :-. wiiaf are you f-'tiiii"" t<> nie i'ir (. hi i-trims. Mamma: "Oh. anything to k<vp von quiet. Hobby.' " |; ( ,!,by: " Well, nothing will keep me qu'i't lint a drum " ■'lt i= difTieult for a man to have a Mcriv Christmas and a Happv New Year' a. vvoll." said the first philosopher. , , ... "Oil. liow do you ip.uko th:it out: iTin 11Hi d tho s"eo id. " Wliv b '''auso if he doe- have a Merrv ('iiri.-t in;:.; the lull, will prevent tho Happy New Your." CHRISTMAS MORNING May thy Christmas morning break Hol.v and bright and calm ; And tiiav all thev life for His dear sake Bo a joyful Chris! mas psalm. Francis ITavergai.