JOKES.
A non-stop motorist is one who is looking for a place to park his car. Grocer (to customer): “You remember my son who used to help me in the shop? Well, he’s gone in for boxing, and has already won a championship, and ” Customer: “Aye, I remember him. X suppose it was the lightweight chain- 1 pionship he won?” The hostess had coaxed a very un : willing guest to sing. After his song was over she went up to him beaming with triumph. “Oh, Mr Synger,” she gushed, “you must never tell me again that you can’t sing—l know now!” Neighbour: ‘You look tired and sleepy, Janie.” Little Janie: “It’s that new baby at our house—he broadcasts almost all night long, ” _ ,
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Putaruru Press, Volume VIII, Issue 368, 11 December 1930, Page 5
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122JOKES. Putaruru Press, Volume VIII, Issue 368, 11 December 1930, Page 5
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