SPARKS.
“ Does your fiancee know much about automobiles?” “ Heavens, no! She asked me if I cooled my car by stripping the gears.” Facetious Young Lady (to chauffeur) : I do hope you don’t think it was my weight that caused the puncture, Perkins. Witty Chauffeur: Certainly not, Miss. Gn the contrary, the puncture has caused your wait.
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Putaruru Press, Volume VII, Issue 313, 7 November 1929, Page 7
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