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HE WASN’T ENGAGED.

The yardmaster was interviewing an Irishman who had applied for a job as a motor bus driver. “ Can you drive a car?” asked the yardmaster. “ Can Oi drive a car?” repeated the Irishman scornfully. “ Well, suppose you run the bus into the shed.” Pat climbed on to the trembling vehicle. He looked around, grabbed the biggest lever, and pulled it for all it was worth. Sip! She went into the shed. Pat saw trouble ahead, and guessing what would happen, reversed the leve». Out she went; then in again and out again. “ I thought you said you could run a car?” demanded the yardmaster. But Pat had an answer read. “Oi had her in three toimes. Why didn’t you shut the door?”

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Putaruru Press, Volume IV, Issue 150, 16 September 1926, Page 7

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125

HE WASN’T ENGAGED. Putaruru Press, Volume IV, Issue 150, 16 September 1926, Page 7

HE WASN’T ENGAGED. Putaruru Press, Volume IV, Issue 150, 16 September 1926, Page 7

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