PUFFINGS.

Patea Mail, Volume I, Issue 10, 24 November 1887, Page 2

PUFFINGS.

«, - (EVENING PIiESS ) Talking about rows, what do you think of the koiero iu the IlolyrowI’ium ? I suppose you mean the holy row in the Korerorium ? Yes, the excitement has been rather too much for me! Excuse my apparent iucoherency I Certainly ! It seems to have been a common complaint yesterday ! The goings on were awful! I thought Vogol was going to have a fit! His little black monkey got out propel ly, did’ut it ? My eyes, it did ! I’d no idea he had so much cusseduess iu him ! Oh, hasn’t he just! He’s a rum’un to cuss when he’s off colour ! John, stir the hannymile up with a long pole and let the ladies and gentlemen hear him swear! Poor chap! He must have had a lot of worry, before ho lob out like that! Still, dear buy, there are chords in the human art, as the young man by the name of Guppy used to say ! # * # #■ * There’s a holy calm once more in the Koreroiium ! Ah, but Vogel means mischief! He’s given notice of his anii-Speaher Resolution, and he’s telegraphed to his constituents to look out for stpialls ! He must be going cranky ! Why don’t his friends take charge of him ? The poor beggar hasn’t got a friend worth a red cent, else he’d rever have got into suck a hobble! That’s the worst of it! He’s surrounded himself wiib scallywags who egg him on to any foolery, and don’t care a tinker s cuss what the circumstances ate to him ! He’ll butt himself over this affair I You see if he doesu t ! He will so! These duffers of scc ii d friends have been cramming him H at he’ll get any amount of public sympathy! But its just ’bother way I Even at Christchurch the public are dead against him ! Yes, I see the little tin Times has chucked him ! I’m surprised at that!

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