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Patea Mail, Volume I, Issue 1, 24 October 1887, Page 3

Things one Would Rather Hare Left Unsaid.—Major Le Mashant—How charming ! —a lovely composition ! —I only heard the last few bars—a —but it mis guile enough ! Judge : Are you aware of any mitigating circumstances in your case ? Criminal : Yes your honor; this is the fiftieth time I hare been arrested for vagrancy, and I thought that perhaps wc might get up a little jubilee. A little Buffalo boy, saying his prayers, got along nicely until almost through, but concluded thus :—God bless Rapa and mamma and make—please wait a minute till I kick Vio. Little sister A f iolet had interrupted the little brother’s devotional exercise by tickling his bare feet with a broom splint.

NEW SEEDS. ■jUST LANDED.—Cur Stock of’TurCl nip, Mangold, Field Carrot, Garden, and Flower Seeds, Clovers, &c, P. MAHONY k CO. ITarmonic hall patina’ - ox— WEDNESDAY NEXT, Oct. 26th. A Hare Intellectual Treat. MBS GREENWOOD AND HER TALENTED FAMILY, M ARID EL, Agatha, Nova. Ruby and Master Greenwood, will give a Grand and Popular CONCERT & ENTERTAINMENT AS ABOVE. Vocal Music of the most refined class. Instrumental Music from greatest masters. Tragedy— Revealing passions and Emotions startling in their realism. Comedy —With all its lights and shades, and a rich treat in : BURLESQUE. Miss Maribel’s fame is world wide as one of the greatest rising Tragediennes of the future. Miss Agatha’s rich soprano voice holds her audience breathless.

FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY. .1 Treat Sever To Be Forgotten, Doors Open at 7,30. p.m. Overture at 8 p m. Admission—Front Seats os. Back Seats 2s. BUT YOUR rpEAS, Sugar, Flour, and General X Groceries, Crockery, and Glass* ware, at P. MAHONY & CO. S'i\GEORGE’S ClfUECli GENERAL MEETING of Memr\ bers of the Church, will bo held on TUESDAY evening, (to-morrow), at 7-30. p.m., in the Church Schoolroom : To elect Parishioner’s Warden and any other important business. A full attendance is particularly requested. A redistribution and selection of Church Sittings, will take place from 4 to 5 p.m. on Tuesday, at Mr Horner’s ollice. Priority of application will secure first choice. A.P. CLARKE, Curate. E. C. HORNER, Bishops Wakdex. PATEA EAST ROAD BOARD. rnENDERS (addressed to the ChairX man) will be received up to NOON of SATURDAY next, the 2Utix iust., for culvert and earth work on Maluku Road, near Mr G. Gower’s, specifi cations of which may be seen at the office of the Board.. D. M. HARRIS, Secretary.