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Patea Mail, 13 October 1882, Page 4

A motto for young lovers : So-fav and no father. A promising young man—One who is engaged to half-a-dozen giris. Almost anybody can run into debt; but nearly everybody has to crawl out of it. Coffins are now made out of paper. We have seen a good many' papers which could thus be made of some use in the world. What ever you have to do, do it with all your might ' Many a lawyer has made his fortune by simply working with a will. Idignant boarding-mistress ; “ Why, what are you there for ?” Fat boy on table; “Mr Hewlett put me here. He says it’s his birthday, and he wants to see something on the table besides hash.” Clergyman ; I’ve lost my portmanteau.— Traveller ; I pity your grief. Clergyman : All my sermons are in it. —Traveller: I pity the thief. An Irish Wicklow Quaker was recently exclaiming against agitation. A lady listenei responded—” What good in the world was ever done without agitation ? We cannot even make butter without it.” Precedence and age.—There is a story ol Solomon not contained in the “ Book oi Kings.” Two of his court damsels had a row as to precedence, Solomon looked kindly and said, <: Let the oldest go firstand the damsels embraced and went in together with entwined arms. Business Notices. PATEA MAIL ACCOUNTS. & IUBSCEIBERS and Advertisers are requested to pay Accounts to end of September as early as possible, to enable the retiring proprietor to close up his business affairs before leaving the district. Accounts may be paid at the Mail office, or to the district agents, as follow : Waverley Waitotara Manutabi Hawera Normanby Manaia... Mr Fookes Mr Fisher Mr Whittem Mr Wauklyn Mr Gibson Mr Chadwick The above agents are authorised to receive moneys due on account of my late business. Any subscriptions received by me in advance, or contracts unexpired, will be arranged with the new proprietor of the Mail. EDWARD HOUGHTON. Kakaramea Flour Mill. ■RETAIL PRICES. bushel, sacks charged 9d each. E. PAYNE, Proprietor. Woodsicle Fellmongery Kakaramea. ROBERT ROBB, Fcllmongor, having commenced business at Kakaramea is a cash purchaser of Hides, Skins, ami Tallow. Apply at R. W. Biiodie’s, Butcher, Kakaramea. DIRECT Monthly' Consignment from England, of Magazines, Books, and Miscellaneous Goods "VIEW Volumes—Bow Bells, Wedding JIN Bells, Every Week, Novelettes, and children’s serials ALVATION Soldiers- Song Book 2d. James Kenworthy, Opposite Post Office, Patca. q TATIONEE, Bookseller, NEWS AGENT, Etc.