They’re not wholly bad our I.eadville way. While they were fixing the rope to lynch a man two dogs got into a caucus, and the lynchers kindly paused in their work to let the victim see which animal got licked.
The present fashion of belt bouquets cause a great many flowers to be waistccL Old lady (to druggist)— Are you quite sure this is. carbonate of soda—not arsenic ?’’ Druggist—“ Quite ma’am ; fry it and judge for yourself.” ■
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Patea Mail, 9 October 1882, Page 4
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77Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 Patea Mail, 9 October 1882, Page 4
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