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Patea Mail, 23 December 1880, Page 3

If a young lady wished a young gentleman to kiss her, what papers would she mention ? No Spectator, no Observer, but as many limes as you like. Wc wish to add that she would like it done with Dispatch, no Register or Journal kept, of it, and for him not to Herald it, nor mention it to a Recorder , nor Chronicle it abroad. Her lips should be the only Repository, and the Sun should bo excluded as much as possible. It a Messenger got it, the World would soon know it, for Hews is now carried by Telegraph, where it was formerly done by the Courier, who was always ready to Gazette it. In the act, the Press upon her lips should be lights and the Union perfect. That is our Standard of kissing, first assuring ourselves that no Argus eye was upon us, and the only Reflector present the Mirror. —Home paper. A large number of Maoris left Cambridge recently for Hokuraugi, having been summoned by the Alaori King, Tawhiao. It is supposed to be with reference to arrangements being made tor their final j residence there. .Many of the Maoris say they will never come back.