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Patea Mail, Volume V, Issue 500, 17 March 1880, Page 2

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BARN UM’S 'IJVlid Beast Show. CARLYLE —Two Days Only.—■ (Joine and Sen (im Tasmanian Devil, (he Halt' Monkey Half' Cat, the two South American Tortures, ami older Animals. HAWERA next Friday and Saturday. ' 2dß In the Estate of \V. L. Exglaxd. ENGLAND is authorised to yj[ collect outstanding accounts in the above Assigned Estate, and an immediate settlement is requested. JNt). DUTHIE, 1 t . J. G. SHARPE. / llU!,tcc:s * Wanganui, March 15, 1860. 28dm‘20 N OTIC E. ALL Persons found Shooting without a License will he Punished with the utmost rigour of the Law; and any Person wilfully Shooting Hen Pheasants or Californian Quail, within the boundaries of the Ha went Acclimatization SocFty, will also be punished. .Boundaries—The Patea County. W. H. E. WANKLYN, Hon. Sec. Hawera Acclimatization Society. 279tc Hawera Acclimatization Society. LICENSES for the. coming Shoting Season can be obtained from the Sccretaiy to the Society at Hawera, or Mi •ssrs H. &■ J. Chadwick, Commission; Agent, Ca.lylo, of Mr Fookes, Commission Agent, Waverley, on of 255. W. 11. E. WANKLYA, 280tc Hon. Sec. P O R S A L E, i GOOD RETRIEVER; broken in--Apply to D. HURLEY, 285m20 Wood vide Hotel. W A N N TED, i QUIET SADDLE HACK. /\_ Apply to N.G., Hawera Post Oftk-e. 286 Impounding r-Joticc. tMPOUNDED in the Public Pound, Carlyle—--1 Dark Chestnut Mare (light draught), anchor brand, with half-circle on top. Unless the above be redeased and all expenses paid by Thursday, Ist April, will be sold in accordance with the Taranaki Impounding Ordinance. H. 1. DAVIS. OO; - ; Ponndker pc?v