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Patea Mail, Volume V, Issue 487, 24 December 1879, Page 2

The soldier's great risk is that of l»e coming extinguished before Ik: can become distinguished. ‘ Vegetable pills !‘ exclaimed an old lady, ‘don’t talk to iik> of such stuff. Tim dost vegetable pill over made is no apple dumpling. For destroying a knowing of the stomach there's nothing 'ike it. ‘That's what 1 call a finished sermon, said a lady to her husband, as they wended their way from church. *'l os, was the reply, with a yawn. ‘ |- nl do yon know I. thought it never would he.’ Farmers in Missouri complain that ail their crops are taxed after they have _ paid tax-os mi their land, teams and agricultural implements. Delia White invited her friends in Greenshnrg, hid., to what, she called _ a, surprise pariv. and surprised them by getting married m their presence. Mrs. 1.,n Gmvs. an old Jady u£ niii-my-seven years, at Canton, F. 't .. tie* other day walked four min s, picked a box of Imps, ami (hen walked hack again. One reason why children like the mother f.’ne host is because she can rarely find the boot-jack until after the occaeion has passed away. “Who frnw dat brick-bao ?” exclaimed the colored seranadcr, when a u whai-not and some geological .specimens dropped on his head. A Fact.—Yon may meet with twenty men in a day who stutter, hut you never heard of a woman who had an impediment in her speech. Ilnlioiraii'H OmUncaf wvl Pills. —Gout, Rheumatism, Sciatica.—These maladies are always more or less connected with disorder or disease, of the digestive organs', hence the, facility with which they yield to Holloway’s remedies. Temporary alleviation immediately lollowslho properaptoication of tins soothing Ointment, while the Pills, taken internally, reduce the digestive functions to order, and avert llamrnatnry tendencies. Neivous will derive case and consolation influence of these medicaments, free from mercury, and ail gradients. Holloway’s celebrated ment and Pills present, at a tritllm^^^H lav, the means of proserWngr the uprooting diseases which have body through accident, luxury, indolence, or other causes.