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Patea Mail, Volume V, Issue 482, 6 December 1879, Page 3

The board of education—the blackboard. •Spiritualistic seances are of medium sighs. How is it -tliat trees can put on a new dress without opening their trunks ? Because they leave out their summer clothing

■Scene : Recitation in Mental Science. Professor—“ How do you know that you know anything?” Senior —“I don’t know.” •It isn’t the waiter who has to learn to wait -at ah hotel as much as the guest. We judge from the time it takes to get served.

’“■l was just getting my hand in,” said the pickpocket to the policeman who had arrested him.

It is a great piece of folly for a man to meet trouble half-way. If he put all the journey on trouble, he might never meet it at all.

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